Visa tråd - Skratta lite?

av **N_N83** » tor jul 26, 2007 14:41

Assalamu aleykum wr wb

An Imam was selling his horse in the market. An interested buyer came to him and requested if he could get a test drive. The Imam told the man that this horse is unique. In order to make it walk, you have to say Subhanallah. To make it run, you have to say Alhamdulillah and to make it stop, you have to say Allahu Akbar. The man sat on the horse and said Subhanallah. The horse started to walk. Then he said Alhamdulillah and it started to run. He kept saying Alhamdulillah and the horse started running faster and faster. All of a sudden the man noticed that the horse is running towards the edge of the hill that he was riding on. Being overly fearful, he forgot how to stop the horse. He kept saying all these words out of confusion. When the horse was just near the edge, he remembered Allahu Akbar !!!!and said it out loud. The horse stopped just one step away from the edge. The man took a deep breath, looked up towards the sky and said Alhamdulillah :!:

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi,muslim !" The next day the newspapers says:
"Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog :!:

".

You know you’re an arab when:

-The term Visa does not mean a credit card
-You have an endless supply of pistachios, dates and pumpkin seeds
-Your parents say youre becoming Americanized anytime you get into trouble
-You curse at your teachers or strangers in Arabic
-You can spot an arab a mile away and they too have spotted at you because they keep starring
-Your parents want you to become a doctor or engineer
-Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if youre in the next room
-You have at least thirty cousins
-You arrive one or two hours late to a party and thinks its normal
-You are standing next to the largest suitcases at the airport
-You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someones house
-You say bye 17 times on the phone
-When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover they know one of your uncles back home
-Your mother does everything for you if you are male, you do all the housework and cooking if you are female
-Your relatives alone could populate a small city
-You still came back home to live with your parents after you graduate
-You always say “open the light” instead of “turn the light on”
-Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day
-You’ve had a shoe thrown at you by your mother
-You use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out
-Your parents don’t realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades and still scream at the top of their lungs when makin long distance calls.

:lol:

hihi kan vara skönt att skratta lite,fyll gärna på med fler skämt emellanåt.Allt inom islams ramar förstås :wink:

av **al-Fariq** » tor jul 26, 2007 17:33

Haha, de två första var väldigt roliga

Den andra berättelsen stämmer väldigt korrekt i verkligheten nog
;-)

Tyvärr kan inte bidra med några skämt, men roligt att läsa.

av **Khadim Jamil** » tor jul 26, 2007 22:18

av **bouhamza** » tor jul 26, 2007 22:50

av **mizzy** » sön aug 05, 2007 16:30

av **N_N83** » tis aug 07, 2007 10:43

av **Tahiri Faqeer** » tis aug 07, 2007 11:03

av **Khadim Jamil** » tis aug 07, 2007 20:19

av **Tahiri Faqeer** » tis aug 07, 2007 20:45

av **Khadim Jamil** » tis aug 07, 2007 20:51

av **siemn** » ons aug 08, 2007 22:05

av **N_N83** » tis nov 06, 2007 12:54

Det här har ni säkert fått i nåt mail någon gång,men om inte så testa det här.

av **N_N83** » tis nov 06, 2007 12:59

Want to confuse your eyes and brain a bit?
Yes? Then you might want to have a look at the following pics ..

Bild

... parallel or not?

Bild

Concentrate on the cross in the middle, after a while you will notice that this moving purple dot will turn green! Look at the cross a bit longer and you‘ll notice that all dots except the green one will disappear.

Bild

av **Khadim Jamil** » tis nov 06, 2007 19:53

av **Fredsagent** » tis nov 06, 2007 20:34

Nummer 3: När jag stirrade ett tag på den så såg jag en lite grön boll som cirklar runt. Men jag fick ont i ögonen...

av **Khadim Jamil** » tis nov 06, 2007 20:42

av **Fredsagent** » ons nov 07, 2007 22:36

av **Khadim Jamil** » fre nov 09, 2007 8:08

av **N_N83** » tis nov 13, 2007 20:22

Nu kommer det mer ansträngning för dina ögon syster.Men du kommer förlåta mig när du ser slutsatsen tror jag

(L)

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?

What equals 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

If:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And:
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

It is:
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

L-O-V-E-O-F-G-OD
12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, Attitude will get you there,
but it's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

av **Khadim Jamil** » tis nov 13, 2007 22:03

mattematik

av **ch.rebel** » tis nov 13, 2007 22:15

Two business men seated on an airplane noticed a Muslim man sitting in front of them, one of the men says to the other with a wink, "I was going to go to Africa until I found out that half the continent is Muslim so I don't want to go there".

The other man says, "Well, how about Saudi Arabia then?"

The first man says "No way, that place is loaded with those Muslims too."

The other man suggests a trip to the US but his companion says "The Muslims have spread out over the whole country, every time I turn around there I bump into one."

The men are watching the Muslim, and can see that the Muslim man is fidgeting and getting kind of agitated about their conversation. The fellow who started the teasing decides to really get him mad and says "I really wanted to go to Pakistan but that place is crawling with Muslims"

At this the Muslim man has had it and finally turns around in his seat and sweetly says to the men, "Why don't you both go to hell? There's hardly any Muslims there!"
:roll:

av **Khadim Jamil** » tis nov 13, 2007 22:20

av **N_N83** » ons nov 14, 2007 8:56

hihi

av **Abdullah** » ons nov 14, 2007 17:58

jag har bilderna som bakgrundsbild...hoppas jag inte blir blind...heheheh.

av **ch.rebel** » ons nov 14, 2007 22:22

http://beta.muxlim.tv/video/6LCqXJorIgC :lol:

av **Khadim Jamil** » ons nov 14, 2007 23:26

av **Fredsagent** » tor nov 15, 2007 17:18

av **N_N83** » mån jun 16, 2008 18:21

Salam

Efter att ha skrattat ut tårar kände jag att detta måste jag bara dela med.Ni förstår,min underbara mor har precis lärt sig smsa :lol:

Hur kul somhelst.

Jag skickar ett meddelande där jag frågar:
"Var är du?"

Jag får tillbaks:
"Ana fi Sombibari :!:

" (Ana fi=jag är i)

Den som kan klura ut var min kära mor befann sig då hon smsade är värt ett pris,jag lovar.Ett mirakel att jag ens förstod,är imponerad av mig själv :lol: