9 Words Women Use
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9 Words Women Use
av Khadim Jamil » ons jan 14, 2009 23:19
9 WORDS WOMEN USE..
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8 ) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, because they know it's true
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Al-Fatiha
" Look at Love...
how it tangles
with the one fallen in love "
[Jalal ad-Din Rumi]
av Umm Yûsuf » fre jan 30, 2009 0:53
Husband of the year awards
The honorable mention goes to :
The United Kingdom
...followed closely by:
The United States of America
and then ............... Poland
but 3rd place must go to....Greece:
it was very very close
but the runner up prize was awarded to......... Serbia
but the winner of the husband/partner of the year is......... Ireland
Ya gotta love the Irish.
The Irish are true romantics. Look, he's even holding her hand..
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now....
I never looked at it this way before:
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
AND ..
When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HISterectomy...
The honorable mention goes to :
The United Kingdom
...followed closely by:
The United States of America
and then ............... Poland
but 3rd place must go to....Greece:
it was very very close
but the runner up prize was awarded to......... Serbia
but the winner of the husband/partner of the year is......... Ireland
Ya gotta love the Irish.
The Irish are true romantics. Look, he's even holding her hand..
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now....
I never looked at it this way before:
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
AND ..
When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HISterectomy...
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av Khadim Jamil » lör jan 31, 2009 0:06
" Look at Love...
how it tangles
with the one fallen in love "
[Jalal ad-Din Rumi]
av Umm Yûsuf » lör jan 31, 2009 0:11
السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بر كاته
Garanterat
, den som tittat på Fresh Prince i unga år och sett hur Jazz blir utslängd, kan ju tänka sig hur det kan se ut
Varna för konvertiter, de är värst
Garanterat
, den som tittat på Fresh Prince i unga år och sett hur Jazz blir utslängd, kan ju tänka sig hur det kan se ut
Varna för konvertiter, de är värst
av Umm Yûsuf » sön feb 01, 2009 22:55
السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بر كاته
Han e ju bäst! Slår ju allt med hästlängder, även om John Travolta hade roliga spaghettiben i Grease 1
Off topic NN83, men kolla in den här hunden. Vad är det, fitra?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDt4mSspe04[/youtube]
Han e ju bäst! Slår ju allt med hästlängder, även om John Travolta hade roliga spaghettiben i Grease 1
Off topic NN83, men kolla in den här hunden. Vad är det, fitra?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDt4mSspe04[/youtube]
av N_N83 » mån feb 02, 2009 0:03
Men Herre Gud
Djur subhanAllah...min moster i Spanien har en hund och sist jag var där spelade min kusin munspel för oss en kväll. Syster...hunden fick värsta rycket .Ju mer kusinen ökade takten desto vildare blev hunden,jag blev livrädd alltså.Tycker det är lite otäckt när hundar rycks med i musiken,känns som att de kan flippa ur eller nåt
SubhanAllah.
Djur subhanAllah...min moster i Spanien har en hund och sist jag var där spelade min kusin munspel för oss en kväll. Syster...hunden fick värsta rycket .Ju mer kusinen ökade takten desto vildare blev hunden,jag blev livrädd alltså.Tycker det är lite otäckt när hundar rycks med i musiken,känns som att de kan flippa ur eller nåt
SubhanAllah.
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